My name is...
Posted on Dec 31, 02:20 pm by Wriggle Pot
What’s all this banging on about “MiniMc”? Who is this “MiniMc” person? No-one asked me about it. I have been listening to the telly lately (all very blurry, you know) as that seems to be all mum does these days, and quite fancy the name Britney. Or Donald. Kerry? Maybe even Dr. Phil. Oh hang on, I can’t tell if I’m boy or girl yet. How can I get out of this foetal position to check???
OOOOOF.
No, not working.
OOOOOOOOOF. OOF.
Oops, mummy’s mad, calls me cheeky monkey, tells me to GO TO SLEEP CHEEKY MONKEY! I not CHEEKY MONKEY!!! I am WRIGGLEPOT.
So there.
