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Posted on Jan 22, 03:59 am by Wriggle Pot

snug as a bug in a rug It’s really getting hot in here. Plus I think the walls have shrunk! Something tells me this is my cue. All right, here goes nothing. I hope my hair looks ok.

POP!

Whoah, where am I?? Who are you? Who’s she? What happened? Take me back to my snug little home!

What do you mean, it’s a girl?? Of course I’m a girl. Look at me! Oh my god, look at me—I’m naked!

Hey, what are you doing? Swing me back the other way! Hang on, what are you doing with those! Stop, don’t cut! What if I need that??

Yes, yes, petals, that’s right. Clean me up. I must look terrible. Not so hard already! And put some nice clothes on me. Something regal. Hmm, that’s going to be it is it? I’m not crazy about the shade of pink, but it could be worse I guess.

Now what? You dress me up all fancy, then you’re going to wrap me in a sheet? Hey, not so tight! I can’t move my hands… uggh.

Must… break… free…

zzzzzz.

  1. As Noiseworks would sing “Welcome to the world”.

    Congrats Kinki. Oh, and you too Matt. We forget about dad and his efforts all too readily.
    — Hammy    Jan 25, 12:36 am    #
  2. WOW! Congratulations! Very very happy for the three of you! This is wonderful and I’m so happy that all went well. Sophia you are a lucky girl because you have two great parents. They may seem odd at times, and you may be shaking your head, but you will see how cool they are.
    — Al    Jan 25, 10:38 am    #
  3. Hello Sophia,
    make sure your parents do not get wind of this invention (Who knows, having lived in Japan and all): www.onbir.net/baby-mops.jpg
    — Ferit    Jan 27, 09:05 am    #

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