How to have a killer Pahtay 101
Posted on Jan 27, 01:30 pm by Wriggle Pot
Oh I love me a pahtay – you can be sure about that…
I celebrated me Second Birthday on Australia Day (oh, it was a hot and sultry day!). I don’t know what it means to Be Australian yet – I’m still working out how to Be a Toddler. One thing I do know a little bit about is how to throw a very great pahtay:
- First, you’ve got to have some great nipper friend numbers. They are key. A nice mix of ages helps as well. If they are a bit older they can suggest genius things like putting the slide into the pool – the younger nippers do fun stuff like smearing cake onto their faces. You’ve got to get yourself into some of that action.
- You’ve got to have yummy food and get mummy to put too much food colouring into the cupcake icing – that way you get nippers going off some. Luckily our fences are pretty soft.
- You’ve got to provide beer and sparkling for the adults. It keeps them nice and gooey and they may forget that the nippers are about so you can scoff down some beery treats.
- You’ve got to have a variety of outdoor toys. But don’t get yourself a daddy who forgets to blow up the base of your Dora Ballpit. It makes for a very silly game of watch-the-ball-pit-fall-onto-your-body. For some reason the nipper friends were more interested in doing this than playing in the sandpit. Very strange.
- Make like a nudie! Oh, after many of the guests had gone, me and me friend numbers got a nude spirit into us and ran around butt naked. Daddy put on the Beyonce and we danced and spun around and fell about on our botties. It was great, but perhaps do this inside and not on the bricks where your bottie can get the red rawness onto it.
- Last, you’ve got to have a Baby Scout (that’s me) – I throw one helluva pahtay!
