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Posted on Feb 6, 02:44 pm by Wriggle Pot

Sunday BBQI make me mummy and daddy very happy these days. Mummy says I’m a regular ol’ charmer and I must admit I’m very popular with the carers at the creche. They are always wanting to cuddle me sweet form!

I kiss nice and gentle, too – one cheek, then two. It’s very European – I go all nice and continental when I kiss – I got me some nipper peeps lining up for ‘em… and mummy always begs for me kisses, but I dole them out just enough to keep her under me thumb.

But the best thing? The thing that makes me mummy and daddy clap their palms out? I can count from one to ten:

One
Two
Tee
Toor
Tie
Dees
Honey
Ai
Nan
Den!!!!!

Sometimes I go a bit lazy but and say “One. Two. Tee. Toor. Tie. EesNanaEesNanaEesNanaEesNana.”

It’s sooo easy, just like whipping up a little croquembouche! And much easier than trying to spell croquembouche!

C'est Le Chef! British Wot