I put the Miyagi in Map!
Posted on Mar 15, 03:12 pm by Wriggle Pot
Me mummy got me a big map of the world. And here I was thinking in me dreams that I was big! (in fact, I’m 92 cms tall now – mummy says it will make me a giant when I’m a super big girl – she says her and daddy are short arses, but I’ve seen me mummy’s botty and I can tell you first hand it is not short.)
Anyway, I know a few countries now – Mali, Australia, Canada, China and Russia. And Tasmania, but I call it “Nanabeaupa” as they are there on a boat! I even snuck in Greenland even though mummydaddy didn’t teach me it – they think I’m very smart but I am always up for the fluke!
Daddy tried to show me where Japan is, but it is a wee thing on the page, so instead of pointing to it I thrill everyone with me Karate Kid impression. Oh, I can wax on wax off with the best of them I’ll say!
