I belong in the Zoo!
Posted on May 27, 07:48 pm by Wriggle Pot
It’s what me mummydaddy say all the time. I don’t know what they mean by it. I love me a good tiger and frog and gee-raff and the monkey – mummydaddy say I even make like a monkey! You should hear me sounds – oo oo ee ee – I am a professional monkey player, don’t you know!
But do I belong in the Zoo? I’m not at all scared of the scary creatures, it’s true – daddy put me up next to the snakes and I tapped on the glass some and got him all agog – the snake that is, not daddy.
Me favourite animal is the zebra though – it’s cool although I am somewhat perplexed by the lack of posh orange stripes. Mummy tells me the best animals have black and orange stripes but I couldn’t see any on this horsey’s form.
I could only deal with a few hours of the animality before I got bored and played up a bit – I tried to get into the kangaroo pen but me mummydaddy stopped me. I just wanted to give them a duddle and flash them a mischievous smile, me!
