Ham
Posted on Jun 29, 08:26 am by Wriggle Pot
Me mummydaddy say I’m a right Ham at times, but I do prefer a sausage I have to say.
I love to do funny things:
*curl up asleep in the bath with a washer for a blanket and bubbles for a pillow. I’ll even do a sweet snoring sound so mummydaddy know for sure I’ve got the sandman in me.
*I am still a dancer true and I do some funny dances, including a secret move called “The Mole”. I bend meself over and wiggle me pointed hands toward the ground.
*dressups are surely me favourite thing. Me signature combo is fairy skirt, fairy wings, me headband (I call it a “bandaid” – oh I’m such a flupsy thing!), whatever glasses are around and very big shoes!
*My repertoire of songs has reached new heights – I love these four rhymes. Do you know them? They go:
“Row Row Tiddy Boat. Gently down the stream. Melly. Melly. Melly. Life is datastream.” “Tiddy Tiddy Rosie, data diddy Rosie. Tissue. Tissue. All Fall. Down.” “Baa Baa Butt Cheek. Hava tiddy wool. Yes-SA! Yes-SA! Three Dada full.” “Tinkle Tinkle dittle star. Hew I waiku waku ah!”
Sometimes I belt them out like a medley and sing them back-to-back. It pleases me sweet cords!
