Tantrum
Posted on Jul 12, 04:08 pm by Wriggle Pot
Every now and then I like to break out a sweet tantrum. Just for mummydaddy. I’m usually such a well-mannered thing. I always say “Thank you daddy” “Glass of water, please, mummy” “No thank you, daddy”. I am told I have the good manners in me.
But sometimes, you know, it bores a Wrigglepot to be so sweet-natured all the time. I’m not known for me tantrums, SO, I like to go a bit like this just to keep things interesting:
NOOOOOOOO. DON’T WANT IT DON’T WANT IT. NOOO WANT MUMMY. NOOOOO WANT DADDY. DADDY! MY DO IT! MY DO IT! MY DO IT! DADDY DO IT! AAAAAAAAAAGH. WANNA WALK WANNA WALK. NOO MUMMY UP MUMMY UP! UUUUUUP! NOOOO WANNA WALK. MYYYYYY DOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last night I did it for nearly an hour over a bath and the bed-time ritual. Oh I spent me windbags something fierce with this little number on repeat. My daddy put me in da corner! 5 minutes! Sometimes I even put meself there when I know I’m pushing me mummydaddy, like when I slapped me mummy across the face and kicked me daddy.
Don’t they understand I am an independent little Wrigglepot? I don’t like to give them the tantrums, but the Wrigglepot has got to let it out some, you know?
