Love and Marriage
Posted on May 23, 07:50 pm by Wriggle Pot
Conversation at the dinner table:
Mum (to Scout): I love you Scout.
Scout (to Mum): I love you, too Mummy.
Mum (to Dad): Daddy, I love you.
Dad (to Mum): I love you too, Mum.
Scout (sniggering): But you’re married!
Dad: That’s right. Who else do you know who is married?
Scout: Me!
Dad: Who are you married to?
Scout: I’m married to the Oscar.
Mum: I see. Who else is married?
Scout: I’m married to Maeve. She’s the wife and I’m the wife.
