A Story All About No-one
Posted on Jun 25, 01:35 am by Wriggle Pot
Here is a story that I made up for my Daddy tonight when I was in the bath.
Once upon a time there was a girl called No-one. No-one went to school and said to her friend, “Hello, no-one!”
Her friend said, “I’m not no-one.”
Then No-one went to another friend and said, “Hello no-one!”
Her friend said, “I’m not no-one!”
No-one went to a teacher and said, “Hello No-one!”
Then she went to everyone in the whole world and said “Hello No-one!”
Then she said, “Poo poo, everybody!”
The end.
