About Wriggle Pot
Posted on 1 December 2005, 00:35 by Wriggle Pot
I am, without a doubt, the youngest blogger in the world.
In fact, I’m so young that I haven’t even been born yet. I’m a bit apprehensive about my birth actually, I am really quite comfortable here in the womb. It’s warm, I’m fed regularly, and I don’t have to deal with other people going “Goo goo, gaa gaa” at me, treating me like I’m some kind of moron. My birth was a walk in the park. Dealing with these weirdos who call themselves my parents is another thing.
Anyway, I’m planning on making a grand entrance some time around January 24, 2006 January 22, actually. I couldn’t wait. These things are always hard to get right exactly, but I’ll try my best. It’s not just all me though you know, Mum has to do her bit. There’s no I in TEAM. So I’m planning on giving her a couple of practice runs at the whole labour thing, just so she’s ready to go.
Apart from that there’s not much else to say. I’m small. I’m cute. Cuter than most babies, actually (oh, just you wait). And I like to poop. Actually one thing I can’t wait for about being born is to poop a lot. Here in the womb when I do the occasional poop, nobody notices. But I have a feeling they’re going to notice when I am pooping all over the place out there in the real world. Oooh yeah I love to poop alright.
Then they’ll know that Wriggle Pot has arrived.
